Anti Monkey Butt Powder!

Here's a real gem that I happened to find today! It's the cure we've all be looking for. Relax your muscles, pull out your wallet, and go buy some of this anti-monkey butt powder to stay fresh!

Oh, for the ill-informed, here is the top definition of 'monkey butt' from the Urban dictionary:

"Monkey butt:
on a hot summer day when you don't wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day."



Here's what happens if you get a whiff of some monkey butt:




Okay, let's make this a trilogy. Here's some monkey butt lunch: